Snapedom essay: Cooking with the Potions Master

I was hoping to post my Ash story tonight, but it's not quite ready, so I'll offer up my entry for the Snapedom November Challenge, which is "Severus in the Kitchen": Severus in the Kitchen - Did Severus cook? What did he cook? How did he cook? When did he cook? For whom did he cook? Be as serious or as cracky as it pleases you. Creative meta is welcome and encouraged for this topic!

It's a fun topic, but sadly, I'm the only one who's posted an entry so far, a short essay combined with a few Snape-as-chef fic recs: Cooking with the Potions Master. Maybe people will be inspired to make a few late entries. And even if you're not a Snapedom member, all Snape fans are welcome to come over and comment.